So this was originally ready the 28th, but:

Asianboi roundup

Alric is nondescript though more definite on the future, still unclear as to whether or not his Finnish roots are adventitious or a big fat taproot.

Joephet is in a family way.

Kenneth is summering which is working, perhaps meaning that he's bizarro-Drew.

Kenta is wrapping up his MSW and may soon become a prominent pillar of gaysian New York society.

Lostin is useful, if to the new physics technologies that will one day save/destroy the world (save one part, destroy the balance).

Rob Chin is drowning.