So I just remembered--two years ago before Jon I moved out, we had bouts at Jedi Knight, in which I was named Wanker and he was named Alric's Sexdrive. Consequently, automated messages such as "Wanker has killed Alric's Sexdrive" and "Alric's Sexdrive is no more" and "Alric's Sexdrive has become one with the Force" ran furiously amok.