So I can't help but reproduce the following memo from our school, which was written not by a halfwit Chinaman, but our fearless leader:

All 5th Period teachers are to escort their class down to the gym located on the first floor everyday. Prepare classes to be escorted and live the rooms starting at 12:25PM. This will allow amply time for you to delivery students safely to the gym and start your lunch period on time.

Thank you for your cooperation.