So I think I'm all clever, but that's not true, because I was trying to come up with clever tabloided titles re: Gov. McGreevey.

So I thought:

Gov. McGayvey makes surprise announcement
NJ Governor in bed with Israel
Governor invades Golan Heights
McGreevey Steps Out, Down
Top NJ Official Bows Out

I was, of course, proudest of

Alien vs. Predator

but looking on the inside of the Post, they beat me to that punch.