So it is a new school year. And I have an ass-massive classroom, and some coworkers who are cool and progressive, and others who are liberal, if by "liberal" you just mean "my-white-daughter-deserves-better-than-these-blacks." I have now made my way to college, to learn about writing across the curriculum (with no use-mention jokes coming). It's depressing how new this computer here is: flatscreen and new keyboard with very little peoplegrease. So I feel pretty damn good, but there are no kids yet.