So it's a good thing that people are wrong when they think I teach at a bratty diplomatkid school, because of incidents such as these:

Two identical-looking Siberianoid Chinese girls walk in late, similarly baretted and all. They asked to identify themselves and mumble something vaguely identically unintelligible.

Teacher says to girl in headscarf, "Oh! So you're so-and-so's relative... I thought you looked familiar."

Also, no one likes the Poles.