So in watching Kung Fu Hustle today, I came across a trailer for the new Jet Li movie Unleashed which concretizes basically every anti-imperialist feeling I've had in ages, though somehow he manages to land the white girl, which is odd, but I suppose it will all hinge on whether or not Jet Li is the only Chinaman in the movie. Certainly with Morgan Freeman's help he could secretly chip away a hole behind Rita Hayworth all the way to Red China.