So the other night at L&L we were watching the little Chinese kids pretending to do Hawaiian math. No, wait... Ummm... actually, no.. it was just Chinese kids doing two and three-digit multiplication, although I doubt they were more than single-digit in terms of age. This led us to reminisce about our Asian careers in mathematics on the SAT... as Wifey put it, "I remember trigonometry... sine, cosine, tangent, and sequins,...."