So I love 24's heady mix of office politics, global terror, co-worker romance, heavy-handed police tactics, and dinged feelings.

I imagine the grey-haired guy from Division's speech:

We have just been briefed that AirForce One has gone down over the Mojave Desert. The status of President Keeler is still unknown, but we are sending rescue teams there as soon as possible. Also, I was fucking Michelle Dessler, but she just turned me down. That is all. Keep focused, people.

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