So some unacceptable ethnic moments--

Thursday, the horrible Chinese-orphanette adopting woman who also happened to get knocked up at the same time she was adopting so she's double happiness but her chinkette will surely end up lesbo or at best bi, asked me, "Drew, do you have any soy sauce?... I just thought I'd ask..."

Playing cards with the kiddos today, we were about to play Indian poker, but given the company, I was forced to call it "Forehead Poker" instead. Shit.